There is a new trend going around among females called “The 90 Day Rule.”
Due to factors like Beyonce videos, Drake’s messages behind his songs, and Wale’s poems, chicks have developed a false sense of confidence.
If you’re unaware of what the 90 day rule is, it is when a female does not let a man have sex with her until the 90 days are up.
I was told Steve Harvey made this up, which doesn’t surprise me, considering he uses the women’s bathroom.
Putting 90 days on your box is just saying, “yes he is going to hit, but let me make him wait 90 days because I think my box is special.”
If you have a countdown on your box you might as well let him have sex with you the first week, since you’ve already decided he is going to. 90 days makes your box a number, you are 10..9..8..7.. New Year’s Eve box, shot clock box, advent calendar box, Lebron at the buzzer box, when’s the next Call of Duty coming out box, infomercial box, or my all time favorite suspended license box.
Now some of you basic females may be thinking “Well Rory, if I let him have sex with me right away he’s going to think I’m a ho.”
Well, Ms. 90 day box, why don’t you just let him hit when you feel you guys have reached the point where you are comfortable enough to do that.
How about you change the number to whatever day you believe he has gained your trust.
By: Rory Farrell
